And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
tell me about the fingering
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