does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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