Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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