Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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