We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i love accidental penises.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Randomize
