Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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