Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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