hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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