you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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