so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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