that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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