Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just pee around me
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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