let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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