is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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