turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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