So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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