you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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