playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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