Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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