the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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