Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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