so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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