question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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