I seem to have left my pride at pride
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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