It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize