you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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