I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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