it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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