Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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