Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Everything about him screamed your future.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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