it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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