My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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