I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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