You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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