Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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