May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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