you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Come see our sink grown plant.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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