I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
