Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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