Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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