Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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