As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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