People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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