Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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