3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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