Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Will exercising make me less horny?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
