This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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