just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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