Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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