i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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