what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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