just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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