Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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