drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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