East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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