I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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