HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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